Ya i know you must be thinking its been ages since you have seen any kind of activity in this space apart from the one of increase in the number of profile visits. I know that you must be eagerly waiting all these months for some fresh breadth of air – some revolutionary concept that might change your pitiable state of being. And if i were to presume correctly, you ppl have no one else to look upto in this god damn place other than someone like me to shepherd you through the valley of darkness through my blogs. I therefore apologize everyone for writing my latest blog after all this while. But i justify my sense of inactivity on the following firm grounds:
1. Utter Lack of Ideas
2. Lack of time: This is where i explain to you the concept of invisible labour.I believe calvin laid back on a couch outside with a hand on his head is thinking deep and is undergoing the exercise of invisible labour. And such labour ,though intangible, adds to the national GDP in a significant manner. My contribution to my nation’s economy till date has been largely on these lines. Anyway of late ,i have been deeply concentrating on such laborious jobs thereby leaving me with no time for my fans – i sincerely apologise again.
3. Shameless disregard on the part of my audience and fan following: There are bloggers all over who seem to be apologetic towards their fans for reasons beyond human comprehension. They think their blogs have a significant impact on either the way the world works or the manner in which their readers think, so their inactivity/activity on the blog space could well bring down even the communist government in China. When i embarked on my journey as a blogger, even i thought i was a revolutionary in my own right. But reality dawned soon .So i ain’t apologetic anymore because my problem is : I don’t have a God Damn fan following. Nonetheless, it makes my life easy coz i am not used to performing under pressure – a true artist needs his space.
4. My new found interest on physical fitness.
P.S: the aforesaid point has no relation whatsoever with my blogging. It was just a cheap way to apprise you of my interests in physical fitness and of the fact that i have lost a Kg or two over the last two months – a feat i am so proud of ,that it makes me do such cheap acts of self publicity – i donnot apologise for this however. .
All said and done, now lets get down to business where i explain to you the concept of timeless sleep. Experts have exalted this concept as
1. Ground breaking,
2. Hips shaking
3. Extra terrestrial
Myth has it that this concept was devised by an oversized genius named “Khumbhakarna”. But owing to his lack of prowess in English and mathematics, he could not pen down the intricacies of this phenomena and hence he doesn’t not hold the record for inventing it on the books. In those days timeless sleep was defined as “Sleep till you drop dead”.But somehow such phenomena is rare today and hence this concept has passed through many an evolutionary phase. Each one these phases have been pioneered by greats like Garfield , Calvin , Jughead etc.
For me, it means going to sleep not knowing when to get up tomorrow. Yeah , i know i have done an exceptional job of putting such a complex concept in such simplified words – thats what fundoos are all about. But the sad part is that i haven’t experienced this phenomena for the last one year. My life over the last one year has been nothing short of being lowsy. Sant saadhu keh gaye “the emotions that you undergo while experiencing this phenomena is just a yard short of attaining Nirvan”.
But who the hell cares about nirvana anyway. I am just happy thinking its time to sleep now. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Gudnite everyone – shows over!!!